|Music: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|
So my kids like watching JIMMY NEUTRON. I've kinda been listening to an episode as I checked my email. A lake monster has been terrorizing...umm, the lake. Desperate to earn the $76 in the "Prove the monster's a fake" city fund so he can buy some new device that I can't pronounce (definately not spell), Jimmy and his best buds (Shane and Carl) head to the lake. Lo and behold, they discover that the lake monster is really a genetically mutated turtle. See, for the last few years, Jimmy's dad has been pouring Jimmy's lab chemicals into the lake. Thus the oversized turtle. Miraculously, Jimmy had a de-mutation pill with him. How convenient.
What would he have done if he didn't have the pill? Use his massive brain to figure somthing out? Worked together with his friends to take down the mutated turtle?
ANYTHING would have been better than conveniently having a de-mutation pill in his pocket.
Fiction novels where the conflict is solved so easily disgust me.
I'll shut up so I don't offend anyone. :-)
Finally got my MOLLY judging packet today. A week and a half late...thanks to the United States Post Office. I have five historical entries. Let's just say the first one I've read probably won't get enough points from me to final. When I figure out how to nicely say "your writing is beautiful but boring," I'll explain why.