A grade school teacher in upstate New York asked her class how many of them were "Hillary fans." Not really knowing what a Hillary fan was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy.
The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny answered, "I'm not a Hillary fan."
"Why aren't you a Hillary fan?"
Johnny proudly said, "I'm a George Bush fan."
Perplexed, the teacher asked why he's a George Bush fan.
"Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
Now quite irritated at the boy and wanting to teach him a lesson, as good teachers do, she said, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot , what would that make you?"
Johnny smiled. "That would make me a Hillary fan."