Get this. If Governor Sarah Palin was my mom, she'd have named me this:
Log Justice Palin
Of course, I'm not too keen on being named Log, but Justice makes a great middle name. I decided to Palin-ize my children's names.
Matthew Ray Welborn = Froth Moonshine Palin
Jerah Nicole Welborn = Bowl Antler Palin
Jadan Ray Welborn = Stinger Assassin Palin
Rhyinn Nicole Welborn = Sport Grunt Palin
Niley Nicole Welborn = Shaver Razorback Palin
Of all the names, Jadan/Stinger is the most fitting change.
Anyhoo, you've got to try this.